Visiting Notre Dame? Maybe? PLEASE?

I have begun my quest/obsession to not only visit Notre Dame before I mail in my application in December (so I can enjoy it before they turn me down), but to also visit on a Saturday, when there is an at home football game in play, that I will have tickets to.

Hopefully the plan will go as follows:

My work, understanding how phenomenally important this is to my future, as well as to my ultimate happiness, will grant me the two days off I will need to make it a wonderful 4 day weekend. Then, my dad, knowing that as a young professional I am usually pretty tight with my budget, will offer to give me a free ticket to fly out to Notre Dame, ultimately slicing the price of my ticket to $0. Our next move will be to find and purchase two tickets to see Notre Dame play UConn, which we will miraculously be able to BUY IT NOW for under $200 total. Don't forget, we will some how find an incredibly cheap room in Chicago, as well as a wonderful rental car to drive.

Lastly, I will be accepted at Notre Dame on the spot when I turn in my application, and Jimmy Clausen will tell me he loves my writing.

Oh how the world could work.

WE ARE ND. GO IRISH!!!!